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    Monday, April 28th, 2008
    5:50 am
    This is some crazay shit
    So honest to god. Until just this minute, I forgot livejournal existed. I know you all are thinking "no shit, do you even have an account anymore?" But I mean I actually forgot, not that I was too busy to check, forgot it ever was. What happened see, is I posted a blog entry on myspace, which I never do, and I thought to myself "self, this seems eerily familiar somehow". And then like a lightning flash it hit me: L-motherflippin"-J! So here I am. Why this intrigues and, quite frankly, worries me, is now I have to question my whole existence. What else have I just plain forgotten? I bet it was something good. Or at least better than all the TV quotes I can't seem to forget. So if any of you have information on parts of my life that I might be missing I would be greatly appreciative if you could let me know.


    Peace and humptiness forever

    Current Mood: plutocratic
    Monday, February 4th, 2008
    12:56 am
    Well, shut my mouth!
    I thought for sure if I just ignored the internets it would go away. But here you all still are. I'd like to say that my long hiatus from activity is because I just got my computer back from a long overdue exorcism, but who am I kidding, my last post likely predated my computer's possesion by months and months.

    Anywhooo...

    Read a good book called Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman, saw a few movies I enjoyed: Fido, which is stellar, and American Gangster, which is a lot like New Jack City but with better actors. Also, it features smack instead of crack. Matt and I formed a new "band" and then promptly lost contact with each other for 2 months. Castle and Decker started a new basketball season. It's Decker's first go at sports. Watching kindergarters play basketball is somewhat like watching fish play golf. It is sooooo fun, I just giggle through most of the game. I'm singing in a chamber choir called Mosaic. We have a concert in March. We're doing Mozart's Missa Brevis in D and a bunch of spirituals. It's not my favorite sort of thing to perform but it is nice to be singing again. Still baking for Panera.

    Did you hear about the masochist baker?

    He's a gluten for punishment.

    That's what I do to amuse myself at work, make up bad jokes about baking and yeast puns. Sometimes they don't roll out but usually I rise to the occasion.

    If anyone would like to check out Matt and I's halfassed demo we are called the lowdown fancy and we're on the myspace at myspace.com/thelowdownfancy
    Friday, March 9th, 2007
    10:28 am

    The Everything Test

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    Personality
    You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

    As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), intellectual (87%), romantic (86%), horny (72%).

    Stereotypes
    Old Geezer83%
    Punk Rock80%
    Young Professional76%
     
    Life Experience
    Sex60%
    Substances65%
    Travel39%

    Politics
    Your political views would best be described as Liberal, whom you agree with around 68% of the time.
      Socioeconomic
    Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 31% less than the U.S. average.

    If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
    By the way, your hottness rank is 43%, hotter than 62% of other test takers.

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    Monday, June 5th, 2006
    1:53 pm
    You Are Guinness

    You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
    Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
    When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
    But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around.






    I guess I'll live with this, but I would have preferred to be Anchor Steam.
    Thursday, December 15th, 2005
    2:03 am
    Party in the offing
    Well, the fabled dangela are on Native soil I hear. Half of them is sick, but I know will be well soon. There is merriment in the offing. There will be a party of somewhat stupendous proportions. Mostly stupendous because of this turducken http://tinyurl.com/3twux that will be moist and delicious. Also car bombs. Lots and lots of car bombs. What a grand time will be had by all. Except promootheus, who will be pot and car bomb bitch, whether he likes it or not.
    Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005
    2:26 am
    GAAAAAARRRRRGH!
    Why is it that whenever I have a paper or research project due I can't get my ass in gear before 2 am the night before it is due. I lack focus and discipline. Maybe I should join the army. It doesn't help that I have a SPLITTING headache.


    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

    Current Mood: frustrated
    Wednesday, October 5th, 2005
    11:02 am
    So I asked for and was awarded a dollar an hour raise at work yesterday. Todd, the owner, asked if we could start it on thursday after agreeing to it awfully quickly. This makes me suspicious that he is either planning on closing or firing me before then. I am amazed every day that he manages to stay open.

    Current Mood: dirty
    Wednesday, September 28th, 2005
    5:15 am
    Holy crap.  It's 5 in the morning and I finally finished this piddling damn assignment ) if anyone cares to read it.  Or if you have insomnia.  Or are a masochist.  Go ahead.  Read it.  I dare you.

    Current Mood: finished
    2:19 am
    fucking hell
    So the supposedly free service offered by the university to allow me to listen to music for my classes just shut down and demanded I join it now. What the fuck. My assignment is due tomorrow and yeah, I should have finished it already but I didn't and now I don't know if I can because of the crap ass service and the music libary don't even open till the rooster's done crowing and back in fucking bed.

    I'm going to get high and go to bed.

    Fuck college anyway.

    Current Mood: pissed, shitty and tired
    Tuesday, September 27th, 2005
    9:55 pm
    goofing off
    Well, here I am, making quite a valiant effort at avoiding both studying for my test but also completing my writing assignment for the same class. And oh yeah, my wife has shaved her head. I've taken to calling her Ripley. It pleases me for some reason. I just hope she doesn't blow me out of a spaceship or something. Or worse yet, make me watch Alien versus Predator again. Man was that movie a lesson in being careful of what you wish for. I was all like "MAN! What a great idea. That movie is going to be badassss! WOOOOO." Nope. Not even a little. Anyway.

    Current Mood: Froody
    Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
    11:15 pm
    My new favorite poem
    This was read in my poetry class today. The teacher, who happens to be in a local band I adore, was giving us examples of how to be the type of person who can write really good poetry. You have to be able to present a moment truthfully, as it actually happens, without any judgements or edits. Or you can be crazy. This is the example of a crazy poet he gave.


    For I Will Consider My Cat Jeoffrey

    Christopher Smart (1722-1770) was an English poet. He was also more than a little eccentric, and in fact spent several years in a mental asylum, suffering from religious mania and a tendency towards excessive prayer. While confined, he wrote his massive free-verse poem Jubilate Agno, in which he attempted to systematically record and catalogue all — and I do mean all — of the blessings the Lord had bestowed upon him. His cat, Jeoffrey, apparently ranked high among these blessings, to judge from what his master had to say about him.
    As far as I know, all of Smart's works are in the public domain. Some archaic spellings and capitalizations have been modernized.



    For I will consider my cat Jeoffrey.
    For he is the servant of the Living God, duly and daily serving him.
    For at the First glance of the glory of God in the East he worships in his way.
    For is this done by wreathing his body seven times round with elegant
    quickness.
    For then he leaps up to catch the musk, which is the blessing of God upon his
    prayer.
    For he rolls upon prank to work it in.
    For having done duty and received blessing he begins to consider himself.
    For this he performs in ten degrees.
    For first he looks upon his fore-paws to see if they are clean.
    For secondly he kicks up behind to clear away there.
    For thirdly he works it upon stretch with the fore-paws extended.
    For fourthly he sharpens his paws by wood.
    For fifthly he washes himself.
    For sixthly he rolls upon wash.
    For seventhly he fleas himself, that he may not be interrupted upon the beat.
    For eighthly he rubs himself against a post.
    For ninthly he looks up for his instructions.
    For tenthly he goes in quest of food.
    For having consider'd God and himself he will consider his neighbor.
    For if he meets another cat he will kiss her in kindness.
    For when he takes his prey he plays with it to give it a chance.
    For one mouse in seven escapes by his dallying.
    For when his day's work is done his business more properly begins.
    For he keeps the Lord's watch in the night against the adversary.
    For he counteracts the powers of darkness by his electrical skin & glaring eyes.
    For he counteracts the Devil, who is death, by brisking about the life.
    For in his morning orisons he loves the sun and the sun loves him.
    For he is of the tribe of Tiger.
    For the Cherub Cat is a term of the Angel Tiger.
    For he has the subtlety and hissing of a serpent, which in goodness he
    suppresses.
    For he will not do destruction, is he is well fed, neither will he spit without
    provocation.
    For he purrs in thankfulness, when God tells him he's a good cat.
    For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.
    For every house is incomplete without him and a blessing is lacking in the spirit.
    For the Lord commanded Moses concerning the cats at the departure of the
    Children of Israel from Egypt.
    For every family had one cat at least in the bag.
    For the English cats are the best in Europe.
    For he is the cleanest in the use of his fore-paws of any quadrupede.
    For the dexterity of his defence is an instance of the love of God to him
    exceedingly.
    For he is the quickest to his mark of any creature.
    For he is tenacious of his point.
    For he is a mixture of gravity and waggery.
    For he knows that God is his Saviour.
    For there is nothing sweeter than his peace when at rest.
    For there is nothing brisker than his life when in motion.
    For he is of the Lord's poor and so indeed is he called by benevolence
    perpetually — Poor Jeoffrey! poor Jeoffrey! the rat has bit thy throat.
    For I bless the name of the Lord Jesus that Jeoffrey is better.
    For the divine spirit comes about his body to sustain it in complete cat.
    For his tongue is exceedingly pure so that it has in purity what it wants in music.
    For he is docile and can learn certain things.
    For he can set up with gravity which is patience upon approbation.
    For he can fetch and carry, which is patience in employment.
    For he can jump over a stick which is patience upon proof positive.
    For he can spraggle upon waggle at the word of command.
    For he can jump from an eminence into his master's bosom.
    For he can catch the cork and toss it again.
    For he is hated by the hypocrite and miser.
    For the former is afraid of detection.
    For the latter refuses the charge.
    For he camels his back to bear the first notion of business.
    For he is good to think on, if a man would express himself neatly.
    For he made a great figure in Egypt for his signal services.
    For he killed the Ichneumon-rat very pernicious by land.
    For his ears are so acute that they sting again.
    For from this proceeds the passing quickness of his attention.
    For by stroking of him I have found out electricity.
    For I perceived God's light about him both wax and fire.
    For the electrical fire is the spiritual substance, which God sends from heaven to
    sustain the bodies both of man and beast.
    For God has blessed him in the variety of his movements.
    For, though he cannot fly, he is an excellent clamberer.
    For his motions upon the face of the earth are more than any other quadrupede.
    For he can tread to all the measures upon the music.
    For he can swim for life.
    For he can creep
    9:43 pm

    LJ Interests meme results



    1. acting like a faggot:
      Well, I figure you only get one dick right?
    2. chronocide:
      Muthafuckin' time killer, better you than me.
    3. family:
      I luv my wife and kids and parents and all.
    4. fungineering:
      only if I get a tofutti break every so often.
    5. gays:
      see interest one.
    6. jamming on the one:
      What can I say? I was born to rock.
    7. life:
      Well, I mean, natch, right?
    8. music:
      Sometimes I like to jam on the 2, or the three, or even the 1 4/5.
    9. sarcasm:
      I've never seen this interest before in my life.
    10. scatology:
      Imagine my embarrassment when I realized this wasn't the scientific study of Scatman Carruthers.


    Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.



    Thursday, August 25th, 2005
    5:08 pm

    General Artificial Neohuman Justified for Accurate Exploration, Yearly Education and Justified Observation
    Friday, December 24th, 2004
    5:33 pm
    family fun
    Today was really partly cloudy with a chance of scattered bodies
    I got out of bed nakedly

    I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

    I'm so stoned.

    Last night I had to masturbate twenty times. I'm so horny. Click here to see my website.

    I want to tell the world that you are gay

    I am updating this journal for the first time in ages, because I've been in prison.

    Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's ten thousand photographs of my cat.

    I want to say thanks to Babybob556 for making the background and icons for my journal. Thanks hon, ur super special!

    I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

    You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you you're a moron.

    Like, I'm so, like, well hung, and junk. Fo' shizzle.

    That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with crohn's disease.

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    Current Mood: predatory
    Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
    10:10 am
    What steams my ass.
    You know what really steams my ass. It's when a friend, a supposedly good friend, makes plans with you, says "I'll be there", gets you all excited about said plans, and then sleeps right the fuck through game night. It's just as well as the "friend" in question would have gotten his skinny little ass stomped.

    Current Mood: steamed anally
    Thursday, October 21st, 2004
    2:26 am
    Friday, September 3rd, 2004
    5:34 am
    by the way
    What is gmail and why would I want some?

    Current Mood: still woozy but biting tounge
    5:31 am
    And you know what else
    I'm fucking broke again. I have two pennies in my pocket I can rub together for heat. Good thing I've got a gig tonight, that pittance will come in handy.
    5:22 am
    Holy flurking schnit!
    So it's 5:23 in the morning and I'm still here at the computer lab where I came to type a paper 5 hours ago and it's been done for quite a while and I've been dicking around playing flash games and I have a gig tonight and school all day and then I have to drive 13 fuckin ghours to fuckin gGeorgia saturday. I guess I can sleep during class. I love you all.

    Current Mood: not sleepy but woozy
    Thursday, July 15th, 2004
    2:29 am
    Based on the lj interests lists of those who share my more unusual interests, the interests suggestion meme thinks I might be interested in
    1. smart-assery score: 7
    2. photography score: 6
    3. chaircat mao score: 6
    4. documentaries score: 6
    5. chick tracts score: 6
    6. sushi score: 6
    7. coffee score: 6
    8. sitting around score: 6
    9. fire score: 6
    10. dan has stupid interests score: 6
    11. being right score: 6
    12. learnding score: 6
    13. freaks score: 6
    14. art score: 6
    15. cheese score: 6
    16. ignoreland score: 6
    17. super nintendo chalmers score: 5
    18. bad tv score: 5
    19. disco pants and haircuts score: 5
    20. satire score: 5

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    Current Mood: depressed
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